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ATTENTION FANTASY FOOTBALL INFIDELS

By Gedvondur (Wed Oct 10, 2007 at 02:45:53 PM EST) Fantasy Football (all tags)

You need to update your rosters!

Some of you have an appalling number of players on bye this week! Get in your new rosters!

Y'all can't make be beat Bobby all by myself, now can ya?

Get your new rosters in! Make some free agent or waiver moves! Giddy-up!

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I would by TurboThy (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Oct 10, 2007 at 03:35:24 PM EST

... if I only knew what "bye" meant.

I find it quite amusing that by going with the default draft setup and not making any transfers at all, or indeed setting my team and bench, I am 3 for 2.
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: Heh by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Oct 10, 2007 at 04:07:05 PM EST

The NFL has weeks in the middle of the season where there are teams that are not playing this week.
Here is an explanation from Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bye_%28sports%29
Here is a list of what teams bye in what weeks.
http://www.fftoolbox.com/football/byeweeks.cfm
The upshot of this is if you have a player on a team that isn't playing this week (on bye) he will not be getting you any points.
You can change your lineup and/or pick up free agents to make up for these gaps.
Gedvondur
"It is virtually impossible to effectively aim a jellyfish, a creature created by God almost solely for the purpose of not flying."- CRwM
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Fear the Maulers by Bob Abooey (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Oct 10, 2007 at 06:48:48 PM EST

It makes sense to bench your entire team when facing the mighty Maulers to save them the beating. It really is the humanitarian thing to do.

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

How's my blogging: Call me at 209.867.5309 to complain.

getcha popcorn ready by alprazolam (4.00 / 2) #4 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 12:06:26 AM EST

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And LO! by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 09:12:22 AM EST

It was said that the Maulers will be brought low! So it is said, So it is Written!

Gedvondur
"It is virtually impossible to effectively aim a jellyfish, a creature created by God almost solely for the purpose of not flying."- CRwM
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Week 9 by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #6 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 11:20:50 AM EST

I suggest you start resting your starters now...

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

How's my blogging: Call me at 209.867.5309 to complain.
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Heh by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #8 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 02:01:16 PM EST

Actually you are going to be tough to beat. Your team is performing pretty well right now.

God knows I'm doing better in the HuSi league than I am in my friend's league. But that league is scoring only, and a lot harder to play in.

Gedvondur
"It is virtually impossible to effectively aim a jellyfish, a creature created by God almost solely for the purpose of not flying."- CRwM
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scoring only league by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 02:20:19 PM EST

I wish those were more a lot more common. Do you have a two round playoff for the four top teams at the end?

When I'm imprisoned as an enemy combatant, will you blog about it?
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: Yes, I believe so by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #11 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 02:24:14 PM EST

It's a tough way to go. We also only start 1 RB.
12 team league.
Here's the website if you want to take a look
http://www.sffl.biz
My pathetic team is the Preble Predators. All the league rules are at the end of the page. Page SFW, just text.
Gedvondur
"It is virtually impossible to effectively aim a jellyfish, a creature created by God almost solely for the purpose of not flying."- CRwM
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If Andre Johnson comes back strong by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #7 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 01:19:10 PM EST

I can whoop on Bob next time I face him.

When I'm imprisoned as an enemy combatant, will you blog about it?

: Works for me by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu Oct 11, 2007 at 02:01:58 PM EST

Just as long as you lose to me this week......
Gedvondur
"It is virtually impossible to effectively aim a jellyfish, a creature created by God almost solely for the purpose of not flying."- CRwM
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