I Am Worth the Wait

I gotta tell you what, no you are NOT worth the wait.  You know why?  First, you are probably hormone deficient, not strong willed.  Second, you will have NO EXPERIENCE.  You will lie there like a dead cat.  It will be months before you even begin to enjoy it.  On top of that, you are NOT comfortable with nakedness, sex, sex smell, and your idea of kinky is kissing with tongue.  In short, you will be a lousy lover for at least a year, perhaps forever with your hormone condition.

CNN has become FOX NEWS

The second part of my CNN rant is Glenn Beck.  You know, the talk radio tool they put on Headline News along with that hateful psychotic bitch Nancy Grace.  Why the fuck can’t I get the ACTUAL NEWS on Headline News?  That was the PURPOSE of that channel. 

Anyway, back to the asshat that is Glen Beck.  Mr. Beck’s sickening conservative views are hard enough to take, but he automatically assumes that the rest of the universe is dumber than a pile of bricks.  What the FUCK CNN?  Why the Fox News type commenters?  Why?  If I wanted crazy and conservative, Fox News has you beat hands down.  Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly you can’t beat those guys for conservative and crazy.

Sexual Desires of Fictional Characters

Dumbledore gay.  DO NOT CARE.  Dear media, stop obsessing about it.  The Harry Potter series wasn’t about “getting it on” anyway.  Well outside of obsessive fan fiction, it wasn’t.  I don’t care what Dumbledore’s sexual orientation is.  Was.  Whatever.

Social Networking Sites

I am old because I don’t get Facebook, or MySpace or any of those other sites.  I just don’t get it.  I feel out of touch and I probably am.  I have looked these sites over and I don’t see a need to advertise myself in that personal a manner.  A professional site, business oriented, sure.  Pictures of me cutting the lawn or sweeping the garage?  No point. 

Music

I recognize almost nothing from Blixco’s Friday playlists.  In most cases, I haven’t even hear of the bands, let alone the songs.  I don’t recognize much of my wife’s playlists either.  For her, there seems to be a lot of The Postal Service, Decemberists, things like that.  In short, whiny crap.  I can groove on the whiney sometimes, but not the 24/7 whine that these 20 something hipsters make.  Man, what happened to the groove and the infectious beat?  And don’t say hiphop.  Hiphop if the Disco of our time.

World Series and Baseball

Hmm, looks as though the Rockies may have cooled off in the eight days they had to sit while the Red Sox finished off the Indians.  If the Rockies do not use their rage at the loss to fuel the next game, this will be a quick four game win for the Red Sox.  And the Rockies will have no respect for what they did accomplish.  They will be considered a “flash in the pan”. Prediction:  Red Sox in five games.

Now as for a new coach for the Yankees.  I say this:  Who fucking cares.  I hate the goddamn Yankees.  May they suffer from 30 years of losing seasons.  Much like my beloved Brewers.

Oh hell.  Back to work.